Bon (H)iver

I hate coats.

Well, that’s not totally true. I hate having to deal with my coat when it’s not on my body. I absolutely can’t stand to wear a coat while driving, so I end up wearing it in 30 second intervals while I walk to my car, or from it. This is especially stupid when I go somewhere like the store. Coat goes on for 30 seconds for the walk down the stairs to the car, comes off while I drive to the store, goes on again for 30 seconds while I walk into the store, comes off again while I’m IN the store (and that is ANOTHER thing I hate: do I hold the coat? Put it in the cart? Neither option is appealing.), goes on again for 30 seconds across the parking lot, comes off for driving home, and goes on again for the 30-second walk to the apartment. It is RIDICULOUS, so what ends up happening is that I carry my coat, clutched across my front for protection, and never actually put it on.

Please tell me that you have at least one quirk that makes your life harder, too.

Speaking of making life harder: winter just generally sucks. Everything is a bigger pain in the ass in the snow: driving, grocery shopping, WALKING, etc.. We’ve been blessed with a pretty mild winter this year, and I realized the other day that I haven’t once asked myself why I live here, which usually happens once a day from January through March. Of course, weather patterns are such that we’ll likely have a hell of a winter next year. Fortunately, I’ve devised a set of Winter Survival Tools (ymmv):

  • Covered parking, both at home and at work. I currently have neither, and hot damn, do I hate scraping snow and ice from my windshield and windows. We’re moving soon, though, so I’m hoping that both M and I will have covered parking (preferably a garage) wherever we end up. I won’t have it at work, though, unless Workplace (h/t: Sundry) decides to move again, AND chooses a building with covered parking, and strangely enough, there aren’t many office buildings here that have it.
  • Remote car starter. I have this, and it has honestly improved my quality of life. Since I don’t have a garage, I used to have to walk out the door ten minutes before I needed to leave in the morning so that I could start the car and sit in it, shivering violently, while it warmed up enough to drive. Either that, or I could go back inside and run the risk of having the car stolen, which is a pretty big risk at an apartment complex, even a quiet one like mine. The remote starter is also awesome in the summer, so that I don’t have to sweat to death waiting for the A/C to get cranking. It gets hot in the desert, you know.
  • Studded snow tires (check, but I will need a new set for next winter)
  • A vehicle with AWD, and heated seats (check, and please let it be running and happy next winter – one never knows with cars.)
  • Being in shape for, and able to afford, at least one day of skiing per month. It’s a crime to live in a place that has “the best snow on earth,” yet go the entire winter without getting up a lift, as has been the case with me the past FOUR winters.
  • Going snow-shoeing, sledding, and MAAAAYBE even cross-country skiing. Having fun in the snow on occasion makes living through it the rest of the time more bearable. However, I can’t speak to whether or not cross-country skiing is actually FUN, and not just brutal exercise. I haven’t tried it yet.
  • A mid-winter trip to somewhere warm and sunny. I’ve noticed that I’ve been so much happier this winter than usual, because the sun shines often and it’s not bitterly cold, and we don’t have the disgusting inversion that usually plagues us. (If you’re not familiar with inversion, check this out, and be sure to picture me huddled somewhere down in the gunk, sobbing miserably.) During a normal winter, I will reliably have either a short vacation (mid-February is perfect for this), or a psychotic break. (Kidding. Kind of.)

Anyone have a Winter Survival Tool to add?

6 comments to Bon (H)iver

  • -R-
    03/08/2012 at 8:56 pm | Reply

    My husband and I have decided to start doing a warm weather trip every winter too. The one this year helped a lot, even though it hasn’t been a bad winter.

    I’m probably getting a new car next year too, and I cannot wait to have heated seats!

  • Kammah
    03/09/2012 at 8:08 am | Reply

    I live where it is warm all year, except for the three days in winter that you NEED a coat (please don’t hate me for this because 1) it gets over a hundred FOR MONTHS, and 2) it is really boring here.)

    But on the three actual for real cold days we get, I enjoy scarves. Really, really ridiculously enjoy them. And not even responsibly either! In fact, I think I have a Scarf Problem.

    • PB
      03/09/2012 at 10:37 pm | Reply

      Over a hundred FOR MONTHS? Damn. I wouldn’t like that part much. Why is it boring? (I don’t actually know where you live!)

      “Not even responsibly” – hahaha. I have a Scarf Problem, too, but it’s different. I looooove the look of scarves, and am constantly tempted by them. But (and here is where I reveal one of my many Weirdnesses) I have a terrible time with anything touching my neck like that. It makes me gag. I have some lovely scarves, but I can’t wear them!

  • Lindsay
    03/09/2012 at 11:32 pm | Reply

    That coat thing…it really is your kryptonite. Never have I seen such a thing! As far as unbearable winters go, I tend to drink a lot of margaritas which really helps my brain to think I might be sitting on a beach somewhere instead of in a pile of snow.

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